Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters (2013 MOVIE)

Hey, guys. So, I saw PJO: SoM earlier today! It was pretty awesome.

Title: Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters
Director: Thor Freudenthal
Release Date: August 7, 2013 (US)
Rating: PG
Duration: 106 min.
Synopsis:
Based on Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters. In order to restore their dying safe haven, the son of Poseidon and his friends embark on a quest to the Sea of Monsters to find the mythical Golden Fleece while trying to stop an ancient evil from rising.
 Why I Watched This:
Because I foolishly thought that this movie would be better and more to the plot line than the last movie and I couldn't help it: I love those books. I had to see what they would do this time.

My Thoughts/Review:
I had never been so excited to see a movie IN MY LIFE. I've never gone to a movie on the day of the premier, and I was begging people to go see it with me! I just could not wait. I was so excited. I thought that maybe, just MAYBE, the director might have seen the light and realized that he did not need to screw with the plot line of the books so damn much. I get it, you have to make a few changes when making a movie from a book to fit it all into the time. BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SCREW WITH THE ENTIRE PLOT LINE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES.

I was sooo disappointed. It was good and had good graphics, but the plot line was too screwed. I hated it. If I hadn't read the books, it would've been awesome. But I did read the books. Several times, in fact. I fell in love with the books. My mom even said that she thought the movie was amazing. I simply told her that she needed to read PJO when she gets done with LotR (I'm practically in charge of what she reads).

The graphics were amazing and all, and I really liked some things that they did. However. It was so lacking in the humor that Rick Riordan had in his books, the banter, the everything. So many things were too....dull. Or too overdone. Or too LEFT OUT. Half the story line of the book was left out of the movie. The half that was left out was replaced by bits and pieces of skewed information from other books. IT SUCKED.

THE PROPHECY WAS CHANGED! WHY OH WHY WAS THE PROPHECY CHANGED?! THE PROPHECY WAS SOMETHING THAT I LOVED IN THAT SERIES AND THEY CHANGED IT! ALSO, THAT PROPHECY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET! So disappointed!!! ARGH!

I hated this movie; I think it was an awesome movie, great actors (Logan Lerman is one of my fave actors, to be honest), but I just didn't enjoy it like I thought I should. It was way too skewed for me to enjoy it. Maybe I'll enjoy it once I've watched it again. Maybe my expectations were too high. I don't know.

If there's one thing this experience has taught me, it's that I will never get so excited about a movie again. I don't wanna be disappointed like this again. Ever.

On the bright side, at least Annabeth's hair was blonde(ish) this time, like it should be. PLUS, Clarisse was really pretty, though she was kind of OOC most of the time. PLUS, I really liked the character of Tyson, though he was also OOC part of the time (but only a little; not a whole lot). PLUS, Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson was still hot. Oh, and we were *coughFINALLYcough* introduced to Dionysus, who is kind of important considering HE'S A GOD AND ALSO THE CAMP DIRECTOR AND HATES PERCY'S GUTS.
OH AND WE GOT TO MEET GEORGE AND MARTHA YAY EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T AS FUNNY AS IN THE BOOK BUT STILL.



Okay, so the barrier was pretty cool, but I still wasn't very pleased over all.

So, as this is really turning out to be a rant about the movie, I'm just gonna go ahead and give the rating.

I give this movie 3.5 stars out of 5.

~Jessicah

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Lone Ranger

I went and saw The Lone Ranger (2013) at the movies earlier today, and I thought I'd write a review about it. It's too good not to.

Title: The Lone Ranger
Director: Gore Verbinski
Rated: PG-13
Duration: 149 min.
Release Date: July 3, 2013
Synopsis: 
From producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinski, the filmmaking team behind the blockbuster 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise, comes Disney/Jerry Bruckheimer Films' 'The Lone Ranger', a thrilling adventure infused with action and humor, in which the famed masked hero is brought to life through new eyes. Native American warrior Tonto (Johnny Depp) recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid (Armie Hammer), a man of the law, into a legend of justice-taking the audience on a runaway train of epic surprises and humorous friction as the two unlikely heroes must learn to work together and fight against greed and corruption.

Why I Watched This:
I have been a long-time fan of Johnny Depp (I mean, who isn't), and of course I wanted to see his latest movie! But, also, I have been wanting to watch this movie since I saw a preview of it a while back because it looked really cool and action-y and adventure-y and....kinda hilarious.

“I can’t decide if this horse is stupid or pretending to be stupid.” -Tonto, about the 'spirit horse' after it dragged John back out of the grave
My Thoughts/Review:
I absolutely adored this movie. One, I love Johnny Depp anyway. Two, this movie was pretty awesome on its own.

John Reid is a law-man in the Ol' West, but he's more of a lawyer than a ranger. When he gets stuck on the train that just so happens to have the notorious criminal Butch on it, heading to his execution, everything goes wrong as his gang tries to get him back. That's where Tonto comes in. Tonto is this big Indian (Native American, because everyone back then called them 'Indians') guy, who wears paint on his face all the time and a bird on his head. It's kind of weird, actually, but then again no one knows what to expect form an Indian in the West. It's the age of expansion and the railroads are growing by the day in Texas (WHOO TEXAS MY STATE BABY), no matter how much it has to hurt to 'progress.'

John gets to his home town after some shenanigans on the train there, and we find out that his brother is a ranger who has the girl of John's dreams and everything else that goes with it. Soon, though, John, his brother, and a few other rangers have to go searching for the criminal that escaped. That's when the real adventure starts. Heartbreak, greed, loyalty, corruption, insaneness, death, law, and so-called 'justice' all clash together and the lines blur as to what is what anymore. The Lone Ranger is born.

**

So, this movie was hilarious. Honestly, I loved John, I really did. I felt like I could've fallen in love with him. BUT, I just loved Tonto more. Maybe because Johnny Depp was playing him, maybe because of his being funny without trying, maybe because of his sarcasm/cynicism, I don't know. I just liked him better.

We could really see the plot unfold as it went along, and there were several twists and turns, but I was lucky enough to hypothesize during the movie about things that would happen, and most of the time I was right. However, don't think the movie is predictable. It's not. Get over that belief right now before you watch it because it's anything but that.

The characters also grew as it went along, though it was a very slow, painful, drawn-out process. It was hard to tell that they were changing at all because of them changing so gradually, but most of the people (*ahem*Tonto and John) turned out for the better. I'm really glad it was told the way it was. It was a twist I never thought of, and I loved it.

Stache: [as Tonto and John are running down on top of a moving train, they run into Stache at gunpoint] Going somewhere?
Tonto: Yes.
John Reid: [with chained hands in the air & connected to Tonto] No.
Tonto: Yes.
John Reid: No.
Tonto: Yes.
John Reid: No.
Stache: Shut up!
Tonto: [after a pause, Tonto see a mail hook approaching] Yes.
[the mail hook snags John's chains and hauls him and Tonto off]

**

This movie was all-around amazing and had so much awesometasticalerificexpealodociousness that it was bursting at the seams! It was amazing! Long live Tonto! (You'll get it after the movie... Maybe.)


I happily give this move 5 out of 5 ranger badge stars. ;)

~Jessicah

Sunday, July 21, 2013

How This Is Going To Work

So, my first post! Just a quick thing about how this is going to go.

On this blog, I'm going to:

  • Review books, movies, TV shows, and many other things
  • Maybe throw some writing ideas out there
  • Be random
  • Probably FanGirl about certain things *coughfictionalguyscough*
  • Tell you how you can become awesome... Like me!
Yes, I know I'm full of myself. I've been told...several times.
This blog is also a way for me to better hone my writing skills. I'll probably link several times to some stories that I'm working on.
If you ever want to give me something to review, whether it be a book, a manga, an anime, a movie, a TV show, or anything else that I may have missed, don't be afraid to suggest it. I love having new things to check out.
If you want me to read your story or check out your blog, or anything else, tell me about it and I may stop by.
Thanks for being here! I don't know how you found this page, but I'm glad you did. Stick around--it may be worth it.
~Jessicah